I best knew Natalie Portman from those shitty Star Wars movies where Darth Vader’s a bitch and V for Vendetta, which was pretty good. I didn’t really think too much of her, though. Click the Details button to read the rest.
Saving SNL
But while working on a movie she was starring in, I found this gem. Wow. Every time I think SNL is dead and just needs buried, they come out with something like this.
The uncensored version is even better. Giving new meaning to NSFW, this video could easily be considered offensive by people. Like my Aunt, who bitched at me for quoting it on my brothers Facebook page.
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This video is a beautiful, angry car wreck. Natalie Portman looks PISSED in this video. Like WOW pissed off. Was she working out some shit on the stage of SNL? I think so. Like this gem: “All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick!” Which I might add, is the line my Aunt didn’t like me quoting.
This video proves three things about Natalie Portman:
- She has a range of acting ability that I didn’t realize previously.
- She can approach a project with an open mind and accept something just for the sheer fun of it.
- Natalie Portman is a bad ass bitch.
This video actually reminds me of the episode of the Dave Chappelle show that featured Wayne Brady, where Wayne acted very differently than he usually does on TV. Less like a bitch, more like a pimp.
This video is actually pretty witty and whoever wrote it deserves some credit. This was a burst of genius. Props also to Natalie Portman for such a smooth delivery of some lyrical tongue twisters.
Too bad the rest of us can’t speak English that well.