About Page

This is an example page (no, it’s an About Page). It’s different from a blog post because it will stay in one place (no kidding!) and will show up in your site navigation (in most themes(so…is this one of them?)). Most people start with an About page that introduces them (that’s me) to potential site visitors (that’s you. Mom). It might say something like this: (but probably not)

Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day(loser), aspiring actor by night(ooh, double loser), and this is my blog. I live in Los Angeles (couldn’t guess that one), have a great dog named Jack (creative), and I like piña coladas. ((not my joke)And gettin’ caught in the rain.)(<—-the eighties called. they want that joke back. nope, sorry, they don’t want it either.)

…or something like this: (god, i hope not.)

The XYZ Doohickey Company (really? really???) was founded in 1942(a good year), and has been providing quality doohickies to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City (i am…BATMAN), XYZ employs over 2,000  people (wow, doohickies, more popular than tickle me elmo) and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community (like sponsors batman).

As a new WordPress user (new? lol!), you should go to your dashboard to delete this page (where’s the fun in that?) and create new pages for your content. Have fun! (i did)

English instruction for morons. Plus random rants.